I have one book left, I found it under a stack of old TV Guides in my closet. I’m selling it for 1 million dollars - (this includes free shipping) so if you’re a billionaire or Wall Street oligarch who needs to launder a little money before the end of the fiscal year, now’s your chance.
And yes, the book will come personally autographed. And for 1 million dollars I’ll even sign it with a gold Sharpie.