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LIQUOR STORES

All photos shot on a Nikon D5600 and printed on the highest quality Archival Pigment Paper, plus they’re signed! While I offer 8x10, 11x14, and 16x20 I’m happy to do custom sizes, especially if you need to cover up some blood stains on your wall.

MORE LIQUOR STORES

All photos shot on a Nikon D5600 and printed on the highest quality Archival Pigment Paper, plus they’re signed!.While I offer 8x10, 11x14, and 16x20 I’m happy to do custom sizes, and bigger prints look amazing hanging in your dojo or sex dungeon.

EVEN MORE LIQUOR STORES

All photos shot on a Nikon D5600 and printed on the highest quality Archival Pigment Paper, plus they’re signed! While I offer 8x10, 11x14, and 16x20 I’m happy to do custom sizes, in case you need a smaller print to hang in your office cubicle and make your co-worker Cayden jealous. Cayden is such an asshole.

DETOURS

All photos shot on a Nikon D5600 and printed on the highest quality Archival Pigment Paper, plus they’re signed! While I offer 8x10, 11x14, and 16x20 I’m happy to do custom sizes in case the drifter you're renting a room to is using up all your wall space to showcase his collection of crucifixes.

LANDSCAPES

All photos shot on a Nikon D5600 and printed on the highest quality Archival Pigment Paper, plus they’re signed!. While I offer 8x10, 11x14, and 16x20 I’m happy to do custom sizes in case you want to cover the entire wall of your garage with a print so you can stare at it while lifting weights and crying.

I have one book left, I found it under a stack of old TV Guides in my closet. I’m selling it for 1 million dollars - (this includes free shipping) so if you’re a billionaire or Wall Street oligarch who needs to launder a little money before the end of the fiscal year, now’s your chance.

And yes, the book will come personally autographed. And for 1 million dollars I’ll even sign it with a gold Sharpie.